Pipe Down Plonker Anchor T-Shirt — Nautical Retro Graphic Tee
Black / 2XS
£24.99
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This lightweight organic cotton tee brings cheeky, sea‑salt humor to casual days. Centered on the chest is a vintage patch–style graphic that reads “PIPE DOWN, PLONKER” above a classic anchor motif — the kind of irreverent nod that slips easily into a sailor’s quip or a pub night grin. The shirt’s medium-weight knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette relaxed but tidy, while the tear‑away label and reinforced shoulder tape make it easy to wear and care for. Throw it on with your favorite jeans or under a light jacket and let the graphic do the talking — witty, worn‑in charm without screaming for attention.
Product features
- 100% organic combed ring‑spun cotton — soft, breathable, grown without pesticides
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for comfortable everyday wear
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on and returns to shape
- Self fabric shoulder and neck tape for stability and comfort
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability; tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Pipe Down Plonker Anchor T-Shirt — Nautical Retro Graphic Tee
£24.99
Product features
- 100% organic combed ring‑spun cotton — soft, breathable, grown without pesticides
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for comfortable everyday wear
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on and returns to shape
- Self fabric shoulder and neck tape for stability and comfort
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability; tear-away label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean